(22 May 07)

The winner: GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com, who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry.



Voting Results:

Stu: 35%
GribsbyOK: 65%

The Runners-Up:

"I swear....one more chorus of 'You Are My Sunshine' and I'm calling in the aphids." (skibip@aol.com)

"The neighbors think that our garden is prettier than theirs. I think they've got peonies envy." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"I know it's part of nature's design, but try not to stare directly into the sun!" (frajomo@Netscape.net)

"Kids, I assure you that bed wetting and soiling is perfectly NORMAL!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Daisy Psychiatrist: "Seems this family has some deeply rooted issues." (Chick65@aol.com)

"There'd be more of you children if your father didn't have that wilting problem." (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

"No, Shakespeare did not say 'to bee, or not to bee.' (tphyll@aol.com)

"Now get it straight -- we have nothing to do with stem cell research." (tphyll@aol.com)

"I think it's high time I told you kids about the birds and the bees. (kids, it's time you learned about the birds and the bees. especially the bees." (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com; maxcel200@aol.com)

"What are you...a bunch of pansies?" (aquietlighthouse@yahoo.com; jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

"And then the little bitch rips Charlie outta the ground and says, 'He loves me. He loves me not."' Oh God, I've never seen so much blood!" (odinsonthewise@yahoo.com)

"Yes, my name is Bud, how did you know?" (aquietlighthouse@yahoo.com)

"We are not 'picked'....we are chosen!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"Yes, you are a flower child." (tphyll@aol.com)

"Uh-oh, we got a girl looking love sick and dewy eyed at 12 o'clock...HIDE!" (IR2Odie@aol.com)

"No, we are not grown from 'the roots of all evil.' (tphyll@aol.com)

"Oh no, here comes that dog again! If I don't survive the flood of urine this time, tell my wife I love her..." (hunkaspam@yahoo.com)

"Screw Joyce Kilmer...what did he know about beauty!" (maxcel200@aol.com)