(24 Aug 08)

The winner: Airfarcewon@aol.com is the recipient of a signed cartoon rendering this time around.


Voting Results:

Airfarcewon: 68%
Stu: 32%

The Runners-Up:

"I don't know why I live in a shoe. But I'm sure there's a rhyme and reason for it." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"The reason we had so many children was because my husband didn't wear a love sock." (DOrr221@comcast.net)

Old Lady: "...And don't ever set foot in my house, again!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"Billy, you lazy kid; I never thought I'd raise such a loafer!" (MAXCEL200@aol.com)

"Fortunately, none of the children is over a foot tall." (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"Dr. Scholl! I'm so glad you still make house calls!" (ron.white@gdit.com)

"What's so weird about it? I live in the foothills, don't I?" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"Haha... sole owner. You're really funny for a realtor." (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

It is being sold due to a divorce. She was straight laced and he was a heel. (Mashallaha@aol.com)

"The worst part is the shoddy workmanship." (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"Sure, it's unconventional, but I get a kick out of living here." (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"That's right son, after the divorce I got the shoe...but your Dad got to live in the box. " (MAXCEL200@aol.com)

"It's in foreclosure! We got the boot!" (mashallaha@aol.com; tphyll@aol.com)

"Of course I've seen Bigfoot! He's my landlord!" (retrometro@rogers.com)

"I just wish people would stop telling me to pull myself up by my bootstraps!" (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)