(24 Feb 08)

The winner: tphyll@aol.com, who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry.



Voting Results:
Stu: 36%
tphyll: 64%

The Runners-Up:

"Now, sir, would you like to see some beachfront property?" (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

"Buccaneer Airlines has the lowest consumer rating for in-flight meals...I don't know why." (gerg17@comcast.net)

"Well, I see my wife's cooking is being shipped home!" (jdcoops3@aol.com)

"Oh...I see the children's toys from China are here." (flynnkj19@aol.com; tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Pick your poison - I've got a boatload." (kteague@fuse.net)

"Please remove your shoes and walk slowly through the detector." (tphyll@aol.com)

"Biohazards? Poisons? No, it's just unsold merchandise from Pirates of the Caribbean." (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

"This isn't exactly what I meant when I said I'd like the Pirates boxed set." (ga_teacher2005@yahoo.com)

"Dr. Kavorkian, I presume?" (gerg17@comcast.net)

"Be careful, or the government may get you for back toxics!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Those boxes are going to someone named Kadough or something like that. They are prizes for some game on the Internet." (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

"Personal goods are acceptable to ship; POISONAL goods are not". (tphyll@aol.com)

"This shipment is going to Iraq. They're all marked WMD." (ankle_jay@comcast.net)

"Well sir, I am a homeland security officer but we can not examine these crates as they were sent from Syria and that would be 'profiling '." (edprocoat@msn.com)

"Well the price is great but there aren't many ships that use this particular style of flag anymore." (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)