(24 Jul 09)

Everyone chosen, below, gets double the Rat's Asses...because I can.

The winner: robtone247@yahoo.com is the recipient of a signed cartoon rendering this time around.

Please Note: Due to production and materials issues, Stu will not be sending prints as prizes anymore.  We’ll let you know when/if we start offering prizes again.



Stu's


robtone247
Contest Results:

Stu: 82%
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The Runners-Up:

...wash hands thoroughly after doing whatever the hell you do in here for an hour at a time! (wamii_69@yahoo.com)

...Wash Their Hands Before Returning to Work! UNLESS No One Else Is In The Restroom! (dennisilvr@aol.com)

...use their pants to dry hands. Paper towels are for customers only. (flynnkj19@aol.com)

...be screwing off in the bathroom again trying to figure out the rest of the sign! (jd8375@msn.com)

...at least pretend to wash their hands, to keep the customers from griping. (wamii_69@yahoo.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com)

...wash out our communal coffee mug after use--thank you for your understanding with our recent budget cuts! (gerg17@comcast.net)

...wipe their incompetent manager's ass before washing their hands. (robtone247@yahoo.com)

...realize your job is in the toilet and down the drain. (mashallaha@aol.com)

Caption: Restroom at a narcolepsy clinic. (monacof@bellsouth.net)

...Wash Their Hands On Their OWN Time! (dennisilvr@aol.com)

...stay in the kitchen and put up with Gordon Ramsey and his f***ing temper before entering. (retrometro@rogers.com)

...be able to read Braille. (wamii_69@yahoo.com)

...think Management is joking 'cause there's no soap. (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

...not pee in the sink without washing hands first. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

...Use The Toilet BEFORE Washing Their Hands. (tphyll@aol.com)

...evidently pull the mail out of the bottom of a mailbox near the sink. (mcsestretch@gmail.com)