(24 Jul 09)
Everyone chosen, below, gets double the Rat's Asses...because I can.
The winner: email@example.com is the recipient of a signed cartoon rendering this time around.
Please Note: Due to production and materials issues, Stu will not be sending prints as prizes anymore. We’ll let you know when/if we start offering prizes again.
...wash hands thoroughly after doing whatever the hell you do in here for an hour at a time! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...Wash Their Hands Before Returning to Work! UNLESS No One Else Is In The Restroom! (email@example.com)
...use their pants to dry hands. Paper towels are for customers only. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...be screwing off in the bathroom again trying to figure out the rest of the sign! (email@example.com)
...at least pretend to wash their hands, to keep the customers from griping. (firstname.lastname@example.org; Airfarcewon@aol.com)
...wash out our communal coffee mug after use--thank you for your understanding with our recent budget cuts! (email@example.com)
...wipe their incompetent manager's ass before washing their hands. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...realize your job is in the toilet and down the drain. (email@example.com)
Caption: Restroom at a narcolepsy clinic. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...Wash Their Hands On Their OWN Time! (email@example.com)
...stay in the kitchen and put up with Gordon Ramsey and his f***ing temper before entering. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...be able to read Braille. (email@example.com)
...think Management is joking 'cause there's no soap. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...not pee in the sink without washing hands first. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)
...Use The Toilet BEFORE Washing Their Hands. (email@example.com)
...evidently pull the mail out of the bottom of a mailbox near the sink. (firstname.lastname@example.org)