(24 Jun 06)

The winner: tphyll@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Voting Results:
Stu: 23%
tphyll: 77%

The Runners-Up:

"Objection, prosecution is using mind control on the witness!" (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

"If this experiment works, we'll all be shocked!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Guy on the right: "Brain from an executed killer, arms from recently buried corpses, legs and torso from God knows where. Dr. Frankenstein, I find this highly unorthodox, but so long as you're not experimenting with stem cells I haven't got a problem with it." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

This is a no-brainer. (tphyll@aol.com)

A) "Jiminy! That machine is making enough noise to awaken the dead!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Guy on the right: "That's brilliant, Dr. Frankenstein. Reanimating the witness to his own murder will revolutionize the practice of law." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Man in black: "It seems to be a great invention. However, the show's legal staff has advised us NOT to let you go on to the next round." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"Excellent, now remove the brain and we have our GOP Nominee." (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Judge: "No! For the last time, I don't care if you haven't had lunch…you can not put popcorn in his pockets…" (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Caption: "In a desperate measure to 'dig up' new registered voters, the Democrats have turned to Dr. Frankenstein." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Alright. If this doesn't get Bohemian Rhapsody out of his head, nothing will." (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Guy at right: "Gentlemen, try as you might, I don't think anything is going to bring Al Gore back to life." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Well, his hair is standing up straight, that means you gave just a wee bit to much." (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Man in black: "Governor Schwarzenegger said, "If he's a girly man to execute him, and if not, give him some Estrogen and THEN execute him." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"I cannot stress enough the importance of wearing a seat belt." (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

(Balloon for Igor) - "What's this priest doing here, Master?" (Balloon for priest) - "To baptize him when he comes to life. Some of his parts are Catholic." (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

"Due to the high cost of electricity, we can only inject him with an amount of intelligence somewhere between Jessica Simpson and a gnat." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"Please lift me up so I can pull the switch." (tphyll@aol.com)

Caption: How you know you enrolled in the wrong HMO. (maxcel200@aol.com)