(27 Mar 07)

The winner: rlrvsny28@optonline.net...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Voting Results:

Stu: 26%
rlvsny28: 74%

The Runners-Up:

"See what I'm doing? Consider this a metaphor for our marriage!" (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

"This is very nice, sir. You know, the eleventh is the 'dung' anniversary." (frajomo@Netscape.net)

"Wow! I barely recognize you after the sex change, Gary!" (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

"Hey lady, how about you giving me a couple legs with this?" (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

"If you're a dude, why don't they call you a MAN-bug?" "If YOU'RE a dude, why don't they call you an UNCLE?" (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

"My name's Sisyphus, why do you ask?" (skibip@aol.com)

"Sure, I can lift 50 times my own weight, but 50 times shit is still shit." (strontium901@juno.com)

"So, what did YOU get ME for Valentines Day?" (monacof@bellsouth.net)

"I always do all the heavy work, and I'm ticked off about it!" (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

"When you suggested we get stoned, I thought it would be a little more fun. This sucks!" (magicskier@aol.com)

"Listen, Mabel...you may be a lady, but next time you let dinner roll down the hill, you're going to get it yourself!" (skibip@aol.com)

Lady, all I know is your house burned down, but the kids got out in time. (humorbear@aol.com)

"Are you sure this is how John, Paul, George, and Ringo got started?" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"The kids wanted take-out!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)