(27 Sep 08)

The winner: Maxcel200@aol.com is the recipient of a signed cartoon rendering this time around.

Stu's

Maxcel200

Voting Results:

Stu: 38%
Maxcel200: 62%

The Runners-Up:

"We will begin the reading of Farmer McDonald's will now."
(jdcoops3@aol.com)

"...because, it sounds much better than 'Merrill Lynch - we're PIGGISH on America!' " (ronxian@bak.rr.com)

"Okay, the truth is, we ALL go into hot dogs." (stan@squidworks.com)

"Yes, he's slow, but he has more memory than any computer and he works for peanuts." (retrometro@rogers.com)

"Our corporate theme song does NOT include 'E, I, E, I, O'." (tphyll@aol.com)

"If we could just figure out why we're all made of meat, we'd be a lot safer." (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"Lunch will be a little late today....Our chicken is getting it from across the road." (retrometro@rogers.com)

"Our advertising company is listed at the bottom of Standard & Poor's...surely there must be something on YouTube which shows us how to work these damned infernal pens!" (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

"If we don't come up with some numbers soon, our goose is cooked....By the way, where is our goose?" (retrometro@rogers.com)

"I wouldn't bullshit you guys." (flynnkj19@aol.com)

"Our competitors say this place is a zoo. Are we going to take that sitting down??" (skibip@aol.com)

"It’s a bull market. Some day, when it’s a giraffe market, HE can have the floor." (ponytayl@cox.net)

"Who stole my chair? I won't stand for it!" (Mashallaha@aol.com)

"The media is turning this trial into a zoo." (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

"Listen, pig -- there's something about you that's not Kosher!" (tphyll@aol.com)