(2 May 07)

The winners: Stu thought it might be fun if we both picked which entry we liked best and have you choose from those. Stu's pick is from lhill@vhb.com and mine is from tstrontium90@aol.com. Both will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Pick: lhill

My Pick:  tstrontium90

Voting Results:

Stu's Pick: 50%
My Pick: 50%

The Runners-Up:

"See that guy who always says 'Karma is a bitch'? Watch this!" (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"Yes, I do get quite a buzz carrying them." (mashallaha@aol.com)

"Oh great. I ask for a little help starting a fire in Wyoming and who do they send me: Mercury in a diaper and Spartacus in a skirt." (skibip@aol.com)

"Wanna see me poke some holes in a bunch of Trojans?" (TheEyeWit@yahoo.com)

"I'm aiming this baby straight at Broadway. Next season-- "Zeussical the Musical!" (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"Sorry, guys, I can't go to Troy with you. I'm grounded." (TheEyeWit@yahoo.com)

"Those idiots think all the bad weather is because of global warming. Truth is they just piss me off." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"This Thor god shtick...just hit me like a bolt out of the blue!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"I'm just so sick of him saying they come out of his ass." (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

"Man, this game is completely addictive." (stan@squidworks.com)

"We've had this message system for thousands of years and it's still faster and cheaper than the Internet!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"I said 'hey, hey, you two get off of my cloud'." (steve_medel@oxy.com)