(30 Jan 08)

The winner: kteague@fuse.net, who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry.



Stu's


kteague

Voting Results:

Stu's: 36%
kteague: 64%


The Runners-Up:

This scratch pole is far too comfy. (StevotheHuman@gmail.com)

Cat: "Just think of yourself as decorative art. It takes the edge off the guilt." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"You know that lethargic rat we ate about an hour ago? Did it taste a little like d-Con to you?" (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"Mimi, don't do that...your furball may rush to the top of your head! (Maxcel200@aol.com)

Who cares about the writers' strike! If you look at the show like this, Jay Leno is actually funny! (moonbunch01@aol.com)

Oh no! You're gonna fall and crack your head open. Oh wait...WE'RE CATS. What was I thinking? (maxcel200@aol.com)

Cat on left: "Since I'm fatter, tonight, I'll try sleeping on his face." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"I'll show you mine, if I can find it, and then you can show me yours, if you can find it." (guitartexn@aol.com)

Do you think they'll notice that the dog is gone? (ankle_jay@comcast.net)

You never COULD handle your catnip. (moonbunch01@aol.com)

Cat: "Do you think that dead body on the kitchen floor is ever going to feed us?" (tpanner@hotmail.com

A: "Too much cat nip?" B: "No, just a hang over" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Once we got the cage open it was a real smorgasbird. (edprocoat@msn.com)

"I read that if you stand on your head it will make you smarter." Other cat: "You still look pretty stupid to me." (moonbunch01@aol.com)

If I were supposed to be an active, loving, and humble pet, God would have made me a dog (mr_didgers@hotmail.com)

Cat on left: "They just picked that mangled rat body up off the doorstep, put it in a plastic bag, and threw it in the garbage can." Cat on right: "Incredible! I've never been so insulted in my life." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Julie Newmar and Eartha Kitt, many years later after letting themselves go... (gerg17@comcast.net)

Cat on left: Is your New Year's resolution to eat more cat treats or sleep more? (jrgracey1@aol.com)