(3 May 08)

The winner: kteague@fuse.net is the recipient of a signed cartoon rendering this time around.



Voting Results:
Stu: 51%
kteague: 49%

The Runners-Up:

"Ya think they're finished with the tobacco research? I don't know about you, but I'm dyin' for a cigarette!" (sadsack59@hotmail.com)

"Let's see I've got 8 tumors, emphysema, hardening of the arteries, heart failure, and a brain aneurysm. Beat that." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"It's a hormone they extracted from Ross Perot and Prince Charles." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"I guess that's what we get for ordering our 'male enhancement' drugs over the Internet." (astae@paonline.com)

"I don't know, but I think we might have been injected with elephant DNA." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Boy, do I feel stupid! Here we've been, sitting in this cage for weeks and I JUST realized it only has one side!" (loonalupe@rogers.com)

"As I understand it our ears are used for research to help the hearing impaired, our kidneys and bladders for research to help people with elimination problems, our hearts for research to help those with coronary problems and our asses are sent to some wacky lady in Wetumpka, Alabama to be used as some sort of humor contest prize!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?" (WJkbase@aol.com)

Caption: Success came 4 ears later. (boybuddha@aol.com)

"Well, lets see. You're a female. I'm a male. They took away the food and the exercise wheel. I think they want us to do something, but I can't put my finger on it." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"I hear they cut off our tails and stuff us with batteries and then use us for computers!" (retrometro@rogers.com)

Left mouse: "Oh yeah, not my idea of a mouse pad." (humorbear@aol.com)

"You don't have to yell, I can hear a lot better lately." (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"I guess this is what we get for going into science instead of showbiz like my cousin Mickey." (stan@squidworks.com)