(4 Oct 07)

The winner: tpanner@hotmail.com, who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry.



Voting Results:

Stu: 50%
tpanner: 50%

The Runners-Up:

"Way to go, Wilbur! Charlotte has you all over the web!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"Look, I'm sorry it hurt your feelings...but you ARE a pig." (Ponytayl@cox.net)

"Farmer's wife said they're having pig's feet tonight... oh, sorry, too late." (wordxsmith@gmail.com)

"Well, can you see it? I do still have a penis don't I?" (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Don't you love it when the septic tank breaks. It really adds ambiance to the place." (tpanner@hotmail.com; AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"Good news! A rabbi just bought the farm!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Get some exercise. Lose a few pounds. Take my word, it might actually save your life someday." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Pig B: "How did your case in court go today?" Pig A: "Great! I got life!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Not only don't I mind that you did that in the water, but I feel .... Yes! ... I feel happy!" (monacof@bellsouth.net)

"Cheer up, you're a lot cuter than Ned Beatty." (shep@compascable.net)

"Why yes, I am wearing high heels today." (rampage1984@msn.com)

"Want to accompany me? This little piggy's going to market." (tphyll@aol.com)

"I'll be right back, Babe." (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"I might be fat and live in mud but I can have a 30 minute orgasm." (Dspur57098@aol.com)

"Of course bacon shrinks when you cook it. Why do you ask?" (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

"Let's move to Washington DC. They say pork is prized and protected above all else there." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"What more can we ask? A relaxing afternoon, nice cool mud, and best of all...the farmer's a Vegan!" (moonbunch01@aol.com)

"Bummer man. Sorry to hear about your house of straw." (mashallaha@aol.com)

"Those silly humans pay top dollar for this kind of treatment at a spa." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)