(5 Jan 08)

The winner: Airfarcewon@aol.com, who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry.



Voting Results:

Stu: 28%
Airfarcewon: 72%

The Runners-Up:

Santa: "'Rock, paper, scissors' who has to clean out the reindeer's stalls the morning after the Christmas party." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"I'm Moses, not Santa. Now take off those silly hats." (guitartexn@aol.com)

"See my left hand? You're all doing this. See my right hand? THAT'S what you should be doing. More toys, fewer joys!" (brat.cat@verizon.net)

"If the karate chop doesn't get you, the "Fist of Santa" will. Now stop talking all the union nonsense and get back to work!" (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Santa: "This year we're doing Christmas in Black and White. It'll be really cool and Ansel Adamsy." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"I know you guys like your hats, but Madonna wants her bra back for Christmas." (mr_didgers@hotmail.com)

"Let's keep this meeting short. Oh, excuse me." (tphyll@aol.com)

A: "Little Georgie wants 10,000 toy soldiers!" B: "Why not just send him an empty box and say they went AWOL?" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"This year those that are naughty get gifts too...but only the ones we ordered from China." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"So I'm at the Florida State game, chugging a beer and doing the Tomahawk Chop, when this chick asks me if she can check out my 'North Pole'." (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

"I'll handle the big cases and you guys can take care of the small claims" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Tell those striking reindeer just one word for me: 'venison'." (rampage1984@msn.com)

"Next year, let's not feed the reindeer right before takeoff, huh?" (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"You two need more discipline, show some elf control!" (Electronicwaffle@yahoo.com)

"'Ho, ho, ho' has nothing to do with three prostitutes." (tphyll@aol.com; NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

"I'm not accusing anyone, but Mrs. Claus' name comes up in the 'Naughty List' every Christmas Eve while I'm at work." (dennisilvr@aol.com)