(6 Dec 07)

The winner: moonbunch01@aol.com, who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry.



Stu's


moonbunch01

Voting Results:

Stu: 35%
moonbunch01: 65%


The Runners-Up:

"..and at this point the E. coli and lead paint turned up..." (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com)

"You clearly falsified this: Bush's 'Approval Rating' never got this high!" (IAmBatmania@hotmail.com)

"Let me explain in simple terms.. Itsy bitsy spider..." (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

"Maybe the introduction here of our 32 Cylinder Jumbo SUV was a bad idea!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Smithers, do I have to remind you what happened the last time you made a marketing suggestion?" (wayne.dude@yahoo.com)

"And this is the point where Smedley had the great idea to have our toys made in China." (skibip@aol.com)

"This represents the number of funny captions we received before the writers' strike. . ." (JTulli@Juno.com)

"As you can see, Wilson, eliminating the free coffee and hiring Miss Buxley at the same time was not good for productivity." (skibip@aol.com)

"Why yes, it does look like a cliff....one I suggest we all think about jumping off." (skibip@aol.com; tpanner@hotmail.com)

"The vertical axis is time the female spends talking about her cats and the horizontal axis represents level of hotness. As you can see, as the level of hotness increases, the more time the male will listen, but once we reach this point here, it doesn't matter how hot the female is, the male will no longer continue to listen." (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

"And this, dear sirs, is how your income compares to the rate of inflation." (WJkbase@aol.com)

"Then in June, there was a paradigm shift when we channeled a new synergy and began thinking outside the box." (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

"And in closing, You are all fired!" (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

"This is that day when that whole "lethal if swallowed" rumor leaked to the press." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Speaker: "...and then I was hired and, of course, you know the rest." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"This is where I was exactly 33 minutes after taking Viagra." (ankle_jay@comcast.net; smmfd1@aol.com)

Speaker: "...and this is where the company will be just before I collect my 500 million dollar retirement package." (tpanner@hotmail.com)