(7 Nov 07)

The winner: Ankle_Jay@comcast.net, who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry.



Voting Results:

Stu: 36%
Ankle_Jay: 64%

The Runners-Up:

Number One reason parents should purchase the "School Photo Portrait Packet A." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

Little Billy's talent for pumpkin carving bordered more on worrisome that genius. (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

Caption: "We thought it was just the terrible twos. Turns out he really is the prince of darkness." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

When pizza goes bad. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"You Sir, have been officially challenged to a drool!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

..."mild side effects" my ass... (jaberwock@yahooy.com)

Caption: CSI later deemed that Bob died from a freakish accident! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Caption: Never pet your kitty against the grain. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"What do you mean I'm overqualified to work at McDonald's?" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Gifts Never Given: "I <3 my Mother-in-law" Caricatures (PAdams002@hotmail.com)

Finally! Someone who found all the women on 'The View' to his taste! (maxcel200@aol.com)

"God! How I hate Mondays." (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Uh oh, someone fed Pikachu after midnight! (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"Honey, your mother is here." (archerjoe@hotmail.com; flynnkj19@aol.com)

"J.Smith of the IRS is here for your audit." (rampage1984@msn.com)

Caption: Rosemary's baby 40 years later: bad attitude, and still living at home. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

OH CRAP!...That reminds me.....I've got to run and get my wife some more hormones! (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Caption: What happened when Ellen Degeneres accidentally splashed water on her little dog. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Hello! I'm your Tour Guide. Welcome to 'Three Mile Island'!" (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"What do you mean you couldn't get through airport security? Was there something wrong with your passport?" (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"I E-mailed my resume to monster.com and I haven't gotten a part in a horror movie yet!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Caption: Even Michael Jackson admits this was just one too many plastic surgeries. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Average HMO fan when updates are late. (rampage1984@msn.com)

Extreme Makeover Reject (moonbunch01@aol.com)

"You'd be grouchy, too if your urinary tract was in your throat!" (ankle_jay@comcast.net)

The Walmart smiley face gets a little scary around this time of year. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

"I drink from the toilet and I eat whatever I want! Any questions?" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

My new lawyer's business card. (moonbunch01@aol.com)

"What the hell is a napkin??" (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)