(7 Sep 07)

The winners: astae@paonline.com and tpanner@hotmail.com, who will receive signed cartoon renderings of their entries.



Stu's


astae and tpanner

Voting Results:

Stu: 36%
astae and tpanner: 64%


The Runners-Up:

Skeleton: "Finally! Are you the cable guys?" (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Vulture A: "What could be more upsetting than us arriving here late?" Vulture B: "Learning that the dude was morbidly obese." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"None for me, thanks. I only eat vegetarians." (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

Caption: "Fortunately for U.S. Army forensic specialists, Bin Laden always wrote his name inside his underwear." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"You're right, Earl, I think we DID eat here last week." (skibip@aol.com)

"Alas poor Yorick! I chewed him well." (maxcel200@aol.com)

Another bonehead lost in the desert. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

"Damn! The IRS got here first." (rampage1984@msn.com)

"I'm not sure who he is, either, but he might have been a reporter waiting for a straight answer from a White House press conference." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"Dang, I had ribs last night." (shep@compascable.net)

Vulture B: "Say 'bone appetite' one more time and I'm gonna kill you!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"I just don't feel like carrion on today. (smirk!) (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"She says she needs directions on how to get to the studio to try out for 'America's Next Top Model'." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"No wonder no one was at the wedding! They all came straight to the reception!" (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Vulture's dialogue balloon: "Oh shit, we've got to get out of here - the CSI guys are coming!" (ThePaF@Gmail.com)

"Sure it's hot, but it's a DIE heat! Get it? A DIE... oh never mind." (kamasushi@gmail.com)