(8 May 09)

Everyone chosen, below, gets double the Rat's Asses...because I can.

The winner: flynnkj19@aol.com is the recipient of a signed cartoon rendering this time around.


Voting Results:

Stu: 44%
flynnkj19: 56%

The Runners-Up:

"Why do I think you're a beginner?...Maybe it's because you think "slalom" means "hello" in Hebrew?" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Okay, but next trip on the lift I get to wear the lederhosen." (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

"I guess you CAN pee your name in the snow from here." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Sorry, Stu is now drawing ads for L.L.Bean. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

A: "How did you book our vacation at senior's discount?"
B: "We'll be seniors by the time it's paid off!" (retrometro@rogers.com)

"I'm not saying I'm accident prone, but I did break my legs three times....just skiing on Nintendo Wii." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Okay! My last names not Rockefeller and I have never snow skied, but every thing else in my online dating profile was correct." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"Are you sure this is how you get into the mile high club?" (AntKitty@antics.org)

Since it snowed in Alabama for about 35 seconds this year, they decide to open their first ski lodge without much success. (steve_medel@oxy.com)

Not THIS Brokeback Mountain! (strollo5@embarqmail.com)

"Double Indemnity for accidental death didn't have anything to do with your advise for me NOT to take the beginners ski lessons, did it?" (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"I'm getting a little fed up with my ski instructor. Every time I ask him if I should start skiing downhill he tells me to SCHUSS!" (maxcel200@aol.com)