(9 Jan 07)

The winner: ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Voting Results:
Stu: 62%
ReineDeDouleur: 38%

The Runners-Up:

"My daddy said these Bibles could be very uplifting..." (murdoctor@aol.com)

"Grandma said she puts all her dough in here....Let's see if it turned into cookies yet!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"If Mom asks what happened to the cookies, just tell her that a virus took over the computer and deleted them all." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"Sorry Bobby, but I hope you don't mind me borrowing all your self-help books." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"These are left over from the New Year's Eve party, I think... I hear the grown ups had a blast then tossed up some cookies!!" (gregzeer@yahoo.com)

"I'm not splitting anything with you. We're not old enough." (wedrixe@netscape.net)

"If you goose me I think I can reach it!" (bjjtoff@yahoo.com)

"This is why I asked Santa for an encyclopedia set!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"Will you go get me a copy of 'rsherman@netplexgroup's HMO Winning Entries' so I can reach these?" (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

"What cute little buns are you looking at? All I see are the cookies." (monacof@bellsouth.net)

"These magic cookies hold the power to get my head back on the right way." (scice@aol.com)

Girl: "Is my skirt too short?" Boy: "No, but you are." (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"Got a dime? These are toll house cookies." (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

"No way Mom and Dad can accuse us of a crime if we 'destroy' the evidence!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Remember what to tell Mom, Jimmy, ever since the lobotomy, you CRAVE cookies..." (jaberwok@yahooy.com)

"Fooled you! This time, I'm not wearing any underwear!" (strontium901@juno.com)

"I'll give you half minus my finder's fee." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"Why, yes, my name IS Britney. Why?" (wedrixe@netscape.net)