(9 Jul 07)

The winner: joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net, who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry.



Stu's


joseph-blevins

Voting Results:

Stu: 50%
joseph-blevins: 50%


The Runners-Up:

"And remember, Mr. Lion, eating a contestant is cheating." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Four seats and four animals playing musical chairs...that's why they called the game conductor 'Dumbo'. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Previously unreleased video of the process by which all Bush appointees are chosen. (chick65@aol.com)

Stuffed animal mating rituals are more complex than most people suspect. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

"Okay, guys, walk it off! Eating all those pre-school kids was a bit overindulgent now, wasn't it?" (moonbunch01@aol.com)

The lion always wins because he is 'King of he Jingle'! (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Noah's out of room on the ark, so we'll have to decide on who gets in fairly -- musical chairs." (stan@squidworks.com)

The ironic part is the song playing is called "The Elephant Walk"!! (steve_medel@oxy.com)

The monkey thought it was all in fun until the lion ate him. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

"Remember -- the loser has to evolve!" (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

Who said elephants never forget?? He forgot to remove one chair for the next round of musical chairs! (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

Parents today are so worried about hurting their kid's self-esteem that they make sure there are enough chairs for everybody to win at musical chairs. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

"I know the batteries are low...just keep walking until the music stops." (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)