(9 Sep 06)

The winner: maxcel200@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's


maxcel200

Voting Results:
Stu: 31%
maxcel200: 69%

The Runners-Up:

"Well it ain't endangered anymore!" (kyzka2@yahoo.com.au)

"The cat didn't drag it in! I did!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"If you want to eat it, then why did you just pump it full of lead shot, you idiot?" (strontium901@juno.com)

Dog: "Also, if you'll notice, my tail is pointing directly toward the car. So if we're done here, I'm freezing my ass off." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Dog: "Now that we captured him we can set bail. I don't think he's much of a flight risk." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Normally I would love to pick it up, but there is that whole bird flu thing happening." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"So that's a stool pigeon. ironic, ain't it?" (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

"He didn't quack, but I think he croaked." (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Dog: "Can we please go back to the good old days of catching sticks!!!" (kyzka2@yahoo.com.au)

Man: Look, it's a carrier pigeon. Dog: Drat it Bob...you know it's not right to kill the messenger! (maxcel200@aol.com)

"How do I know it's dead? The X'd out eyes are a good indicator." (Kamasushi@gmail.com; w0rdsm1th@aol.com)

"Yeah, I'm a bitch, literally. However, unlike the one you married, I just brought you dinner." (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

Man: "Good boy! Now point the way back to the hunting lodge because I'm completely lost." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Maybe this isn't what I'm drawn to do." (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"That's just disgusting, Harry. Whaddaya say we just leave it here and go get some fried chicken?" (cdmauger@aol.com)

Man to dog: "Lets hope he has AFLAC." (Mistahtom@aol.com)

Dog: "I liked it better last night when we were out chasing foxes." (maxcel200@aol.com)

Dog: "No, I'm not pointing at the duck. You shot me in the foot!" (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"It's got a yellow belly....Does that make me a golden retriever?" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"Really, old chap, hunting with a Thompson sub-machine gun hardly seems sporting." (e-marlon@sio.midco.net; mashallaha@aol.com)

Hunter : "Yes boy, I see the bird. Good job, you can stop pointing now." Dog : "Forget the bird! I am trying to tell you Dick Cheney is behind you." (jackieandjoe@verizon.net)