(10 Aug 05)

The winner: rampage1984@msn.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Voting Results:
Stu: 18%
rampage1984: 82%

The Runners-Up:

"Okay, Jason wins. He's held his breath now for 1 1/2 hours." (jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

"No stupid, I don't think he drowned." (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Fin-is! (maxcel200@aol.com)

A: "At least he'll provide some shade from that damn fluorescent lighting." (tpanner@inorbit.com)

"I can't believe you're recommending a cat scan for poor Charlie! How cold blooded can you two be?" (MedCheryl@aol.com)

"See, your brother's dead. Maybe now you'll listen when I tell you to wait an hour after eating before you swim" (DYCROUT@yahoo.com)

"Okay, Anderson, we get it...if we try to float a loan now we'll go belly up. Now get down here and let's finish the meeting." (amazingpfil@yahoo.com)

Mother fish (left): "Looks like your father is having some fun with us." First child fish: "He's playing Possum with us?" Second child fish: "No, I'd say he's play it Koi with us!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Dis gives uh new meaning to da 'Sleeping wit da fishes' ting." (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Cause of death: CARPiac arrest. (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"Your mother will be taken to St. John's of the Swirling Waters where her soul will be judged.." (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

The police were stumped. His family said he had no anemones. Whoever did this, did it for the halibut. It was a shame to see him just floundering there like that. (razcactus@netzero.com)

"This happened right after she began singing, 'Roe, roe, roe your boat...'" (tphyll@aol.com)

"I guess this means we'll have to scale back our plans for world domination, guys!" (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

"Okay, I think it was Goldie in the little castle with the diver's harpoon." (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"Huh...oh no...don't worry, people...he's only waiting to have our owner scratch his belly! He's a dogfish!" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

"Poor Charlie...so young to die of a back stroke..." (MedCheryl@aol.com)

Fish A: "Damn! I warned Seymour that going out to get some fresh air would kill you!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Boys? We found Nemo. As you can see, he's from Australia." (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

"Looks like ONE of you guys slipped Fiona one 'mickey finn' too many!" (paracletus3@earthlink.net)