(10 Feb 05)

The winner: moonbunch01@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 42%
moonbunch01: 58%

The Runners-Up:

Caption: Move along, nothing to see here. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

Officer David found a hangout that beat the pants off the donut shop. (tygresstwin@yahoo.com)

Officer: "I am here to apply the sunscreen." Female Nudist: "You have to apply it yourself?" Officer: "Read the badge, Ma'am. 'To serve and PROTECT'!" (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

Officer McDougal wasn't sure if he was more embarrassed to have to walk this particular beat or that his Sergeant happened to also be there on his day off. (kamasushi@aol.com)

Policeman speaking; "Sir, you're free to go. Ma'am, up against that tree and spread 'em!" (strollo5@aol.com)

Cop: "I'm looking for the man that came running through here, can you point me in the right direction? ...Ah, towards the water...Thank you, sir!" (tmhayes18@cfl.rr.com)

Officer Bob didn't mind the skinny-dipping going on during his beat...he just wished there were a lot more skinny that were doing the dipping! (paracletus3@aol.com)

"Watch out..looks like he may try to 'cop' a feel." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"Oh, no, ma'am. I'm not a police officer. I'm supposed to be giving you a strip-O-gram. It seems kinda pointless now, though." (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

It's rare to see any fuzz on this beach. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

"No, this is not a nude beach. This is a crime scene." (jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

"Apparently, one of us didn't get the message that this was supposed to be an UNDERCOVER assignment!" (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

Caption: What Mr. and Mrs. Claus do the rest of the year is really their own business. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

Cop: "So, when did you realize he was dead?" Lady: "When he didn't laugh at my husband when he got out of the cold water. Everyone else did." (srch4sat@verizon.net)

Cop: "I'm sorry, sir; those spiky little umbrellas aren't allowed here. We've had too many...incidents...in the past." Caption: Suzy and John get an unpleasant mental picture. (rose_justice@msn.com)

Cop: "Sorry, Ma'am, this is southern California...no stretch marks allowed." (humorbear@aol.com)

"To put it in police terms, your boyfriend has a misdemeanor. I have a felony!" *wink* (jajuta@comcast.net)

"I'm sorry Miss, but shrinkage is not an arrestable offense." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Officer: "Now this here is the Bible Belt beach and y'all better be Adam & Eve!" (humorbear@aol.com)

Policeman: "Uh, Ma'am?? I have to ask you to let go of my midget partner's ears !!" (jdcoops3@aol.com)

Checking to make sure his own pants were indeed in the right place, Officer Prudish wondered how so many people could be experiencing that dream where they forgot to wear their's at the same time. (kamasushi@aol.com)

Thought bubble for officer: "Wow! These x-ray specs work better than I imagined." (tpanner@inorbit.com; moonbunch01@aol.com)

"OK you two, pour the drinks out! This is a respectable, family oriented beach." (flynnkj19@aol.com; Dubya@liarsclub.net)

"Little Orphan Annie, I presume." (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"No, sorry, folks, you must've misheard the directions. This is the NEW beach." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)