(10 Jun 03)

The winner: MrglsJon@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 33%
MrglsJon: 67%

The Runners-Up:

"And here, son, is the reason why you have webbed feet and a lazy eye." (KatSut78@aol.com)

"Don't worry, Billy... your generation won't live long enough to worry about the pollution." (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"Someday, son, this will be all yours. Like tomorrow, if the EPA calls!" (skibip@aol.com)

"Hey daddy, what does that button do? That's the button you push when someone falls in the vat, it's called the 'secret ingredient' button." (Stan790@aol.com)

"That's where they make the patches to help people stop smoking." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"Look Jimmy we here at Smog Tech are thinking of the future. We are making sure you get to try and fix the Ozone layer when you are older!!" (oldnvyaf@aol.com)

"That, son, is the smokers' lounge." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"You know what's wrong with your generation boy? Its that fact that you don't understand the benefit of the steel industry, yes we take your land, make the air unbreathable, kill wildlife, but where do you think your baseball bat came from?" (belushimcc@yahoo.com)

"Yes, son, that is Donald Trump's yacht." (Jeriandgeo@aol.com)

"Yes, son, someday all this will be yours, of course, I don't know if you'll be able to see it with all the pollution we spew out... but hey..." (agapeagent@yahoo.com)

"And that concludes our tour of 'sites that will probably make you incapable of producing offspring' ...I hope you can come back at a later time. Be sure to remember, children enter free!!!" ::evil grin:: (Stan790@aol.com)

"It's called a FACTORY ... most of them are exported." (BPaul317@aol.com)

"Looks like Martha Stewart is baking over at the prison again." (moonbunch01@aol.com; Live12965@aol.com)

"Pollution? Well, we prefer to think of it as 'Coloring the Environment'." (kamasushi@aol.com)

"Can't wait to breath all that fresh air after school, huh Jimmy?" (differentdrum456@aol.com)

"Take Your Son to Work Day" was just too depressing for little Johnny. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)