(10 May 03)

The winner: MooseSpeak@earthlink.net...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 38%
MooseSpeak: 62%

The Runners-Up:

"Don't you feel the new stalking laws are a bit harsh?" (rem7202@aol.com)

Telling people he scored the winning touchdown his senior year of high school seemed to be a lot more impressive 15 years ago. (selvs214@hotmail.com)

"How'd you like to watch a movie on my face?...um, er... at my place?" (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

"You're drinking champagne? I can't believe you passed on the Ovaltine!" (dinosaur1972@aol.com)

"Of all the pieces of art, I enjoyed your bust the breast..I mean best!!!" (marcwwolf@aol.com)

"Well, it's 2:00...am I looking better to you yet?" (sylvie5s@aol.com)

"Would you like to come over and see my Star Trek collection? I'm sure my Mom won't mind." (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

"To be honest with you, I generally don't make this much eye contact with women that have boobs as big as yours." (StanYan1@aol.com)

"Then after I'm elected governor of Arkansas, I'm gonna be president ...... and you could be my intern." (TZMAC@aol.com)

"I could not find the men's room. Do you know where I can empty the cup?" (skivleybass@aol.com)

.."so that smelly growth on my scrotum was only an infection. Hey, how would you like to go out tomorrow night." (geko1422@aol.com)

This was one of the days when Marie regretted working in a brothel. (wayhayhay@theblob.com)

"Yes, I do idolize Greg from the Brady Bunch. How could you tell?" (Georges101@aol.com)

"Wow Mike, since your sex change operation you've become a really hot babe!" (Jokerzgirl77@aol.com)

"So, I know we just met and all, but I really think we have something here, and I was wondering if you would like to meet my mother...as long as we leave right now, we can catch her before 'Jeopardy!' starts." (ENGLANDCHRISJENN@AOL.COM)

Male: "Check out this party, I wonder who the lame sap throwing it is." Female: "Me." (Jaacewire@aol.com)

"If dad over there marries your sister I'll be your brother--let's make out tonite...it won't be incest." (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)