(12 Apr 04)

The winner: ukkfayooyay@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 39%
ukkfayooyay: 61%

The Runners-Up:

Box: Class Action Suit Caption: "I'm suing you for a million bucks." (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

"I wouldn't do that. I'm the gnu attorney." (ahines3103@aol.com)

Caption: The most bizarre remake of "The Incredible Journey" opens next week. (zenphoenix@hotmail.com)

Inside the square: When Billy Goat, Esq., finished law school, his professor told him that he was being thrown out to the lions; but he thought it was just a figure of speech... (tmhayes18@cfl.rr.com)

"'Get your goat' is just an expression, you psycho." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"Umm.. ummm... stop if you've heard this one before! How you do stop a lion from charging! Take away his credit card!" (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

"Fine, we'll ignore your deductible!" (scalpel@aol.com)

Reason number 47 that antelopes don't make good Jehovah's Witnesses. (scalpel@aol.com)

"So much for your restraining order, eh?" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

After reading "Ghandi's Life Story", Billy the goat decided to put the "stand firm and no violence" thing to a field test. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

The downside of being the bearer of bad Gnu's. (J@Julstone.com)

In the box: Discovery Channel Caption: Tonight on "Versus" it will be a file server against a bail hunter! (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

Door-to-door salesmen of the Serengetti (chharget@aol.com)

Caption: "And ..cut. Okay, bring on the scapegoat." (TZMAC@aol.com)

Caption: Simba lunges toward the Lawyer Gazelle, forgetting that he's allergic to rat meat. (stan@squidworks.com)

What the world looks like through PMS goggles. (zenphoenix@hotmail.com)

Billy now realized that the Liberal Arts degree just wasn't going to cut it. (deweyever@attbi.com)

Sign says: Court is in session Caption: "Your Honor, I'd like permission to treat this as a hostile witness!" (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

"Hello, I am representing Sigfried and Roy!" (mboy2abq@yahoo.com)

Goat: "Man, I'm on your side but if you don't stop behavin' like this, she'll get the house, the car, the ranch an' the boat." (sheafitz1@netscape.com)