(13 Feb 03)

The winner: BikeMike101@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu's: 30%
BikeMike101: 70%

The Runners-Up:

Suing God should be a cinch! There aren't any lawyers in heaven. (jrgracey1@aol.com)

Hey, Stan..you musta' had a wild night..you look like the Devil this morning! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Wait, lemme guess. You got "fired?" (skibip@aol.com)

(Guy on right) The new office is great, but they left out an "A" on your name you know. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Yes, Satan, your injury was due to inadequate lighting, but you must remember, you are the Dark Lord. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

OK, so what you are saying is that you were just a normal guy before joining Amway? (ricktodabone@aol.com)

Let's see now...refers to you as "That Horny Bastard."...tells you to go "Fork Yourself."..I'd say you gotta a Helluva case here, Red! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Yes, sir, Mr. Daemon, I do believe our merger with you will turn out to be a hell of a deal for both of us. (Alabama344@aol.com)

Hell won't freeze over, but if we win you can afford to air-condition it. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

I can't draw up a legal document to save my soul! (Cantw82paint@aol.com)

Yes, we can sue Denny's for serving you angel food cake. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Sorry I'm late again. My hand basket wouldn't start. (BikeMike101@aol.com)

Now, really, it's hard to call anything done with THAT, "accidental". (mtrbach@yahoo.com)

You realize, of course, I am only taking this case for the Hell of it. (RasGOld@aol.com)

You have "partner" written all over you! (amfpsych@aol.com)

Now very slowly... take your time... tell me again how God PUSHED you to Earth... (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

I never thought I'd be telling a client this, but you don't have a chance in Hell. (strollo5@aol.com)