(14 Aug 03)

The winner: jonhall@worldnet.att.net...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 51%
jonhall: 49%

The Runners-Up:

"When I look at those letters and they're not backwards, it's time to go home." (kayladykay@aol.com)

"....so, then I say to the judge, 'You don't have the *$#%@ balls to give my client a life sentence.' It was really funny." (lhill@maguiregroup.com)

"I was supposed to have my tonsils taken out this morning but there was no way I was going to miss dollar beer night!" (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

"....so, you put ice in, THEN the scotch?" Caption: Two lawyers who never could pass the bar exam. (lhill@maguiregroup.com)

"Look here, Pastor, I don't tell you how to write your sermons, so don't count how many drinks I have, unless you are doing the paying instead of praying." (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

"So Bob, are you avoiding the wife and kids too?" (Lil0kimie@aol.com)

"I'm that 'guy who walked into a bar' that you hear so much about." (MrglsJon@aol.com)

"Those idiots on 'Cheers' had it wrong! Nobody here knows my name!" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"I thought this was the 'Republicans Against Bush' meeting!", the dyslexic exclaimed. (tinytiger51@yahoo.com)

"Two more drinks, and you'll look like J-Lo!" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"OKAY! I get it already 12" pianist. Now put it away!!" (borkat@aol.com)

"Do you know about Beirut? He da beth basebah pwaya ebber lib!" (stacibar98@aol.com)