(15 Dec 04)

The winner: stan@squidworks.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 41%
stan: 59%

The Runners-Up:

Welcome to New Jersey! (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

"I'd weep for the environment, but, man, these fumes are totally taking me on a rainbow journey to cosmic consciousness." (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

Crude Dude (maxcel200@aol.com)

Phil, an aspiring newspaper writer had pause to regret not having greater spelling skills. He meant to ask for an assignment dealing with affluence...not effluence. (texastech@ziplip.com)

"Alright, man! Once I drain all the oil out that is running that factory, they will no longer be able to pollute the air!" (jygirl8@aol.com)

MoonDoggy experiences bitter irony at his favorite granola plant. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

"Dude! That is one totally humongous bong!" (penpendisarapen@yahoo.com; mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

On that day, Alfred learned the true meaning of the 'trickle down theory' of supply-side economics. (rockitower@aol.com)

Once upon a time, there was something called an EPA... (ListenBucko@yahoo.com)

"And I voted for George Bush!!" (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

"I need to stop bringing marijuana to work. It should come out any second." (xtremesmartass@aol.com)

"Wow...rainbow colored water....totally groovy duuuude...." (BoyWonder1911@yahoo.com)

"I wonder if this is water or oil? It's hard to tell these days!" (BRE727@aol.com)

"I love it here...I can see the air I breathe." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"..I wonder if they'll mind if I take wiz here..?" (allen018@aol.com)

"This, is gonna take a lot of FLOWER POWER." (richdiandkids@optonline.net)