(15 Jun 05)

We are doing something a bit different again this week...Stu is swamped at work and thought it would be kinda fun if the co-winners battled it out against each other this time this week as well.

The co-winners: fparsons@yahoo.com and tpanner@inorbit.com...who will each receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Voting Results:
fparsons: 68%
tpanner: 32%

The Runners-Up:

Contestants warming up for the 2005 NY Juvenile Delinquent Games. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

Originally there were FOUR Stooges... (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

As Timmy thought he had the upper hand, he failed to realize Joey's close proximity to his crotch. (zcktomcat@aol.com)

Kid bending over: "Oh, look, a four-leaf clover. It's my lucky day!" (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

The playground at the Senate's day care center was just as bad. (wedrixe@netscape.net)

"Sticks and stones may break my bones...but a brick...that'll shut you up." (dorr@jam.rr.com)

"Sure, we like you..we just need a reason to call someone lumpy!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Randy Magruder just thought of a neat way to dispose of Aunt Tillie's fruitcake.... (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

Years later, Bill would have the last laugh, but, for that moment at least, Steve Jobs felt like a big man. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

"It's so cool to have the best defense lawyer in town for a dad." (tpanner@inorbit.com)

Excerpt from ANTHROPOLOGY 101: "Superior technology usually determines which the dominant species or race will be. Here we see hunter-gatherers pitted against a more civilized race: one that has mastered the art of brick-making." (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

Before his climb to success in the 80's as the angsty vocalist for 'The Cure', young Robert Smith was very often described as 'an utter bastard'. (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

Children of the 50's, before violent video games. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

I guess their parents shouldn't have let them watch "Lord of the Flies". (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

Before someone named Chucky checks into your pre-school make sure he has a last name. (maxcel200@aol.com)

If Rube Goldberg designed mayhem... (HerzogVon@aol.com)

b: "Look! A butterfly." c: "Look! A pansy." (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

A young Jerry Falwell substitutes a brick in a sly attempt to be the one "who is without guilt". (williemelmoth@aol.com)

Kid 1: "Dad calls it prison practice." Kid 2: "My bar of soap is bigger. Hurry I'm about to drop it." (gromitopia@yahoo.com)

Crossfire: The Early Years (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

Little Robbie got stoned picking mushrooms. (TheWhineCritic@aol.com)

"You can throw stones all you like. I wont give up this big piece of cheese." (moxham4@hotmail.com)

"One more chance Filbert, are you going to join the 'Peace In Our Time,' Black Shirt Gang?" (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

How Timmy became "Special". (IR2Odie@aol.com)

Balloon for kid with brick: "You've ruined the grade curve for the last time, Poindexter!" (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)