(15 Oct 04)

The winner: jdcoops3@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 18%
jdcoops3: 82%

The Runners-Up:

Cop: "Okay, where's the stiff?" Al:" Just look around..." (paracletus3@aol.com)

Cop: "Anything you say can and will be used against you.." Clerk: "Paris Hilton." (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Cop: "We still suspect suspicious activity. We are here to collect more evidence." Clerk: "Okay but when I get it back, make sure the pages are free from 'DONUT GLAZE' this time" (fbmarz@earthlink.net)

A. "We're vice." B. "What a coincidence...so are we!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Cop's balloon: "How's business?" Proprietor: "I'm making money hand over fist." (DaJakAiss@aol.com)

"Did I say, PORN? I meant PAWN!" (moonbunch01@aol.com)

A. "We heard you're bootlegging the Paris Hilton Video." B. "No, Sir, that's one we don't have. But we do have sleazy action from the Rome Sheraton, the London Radisson and the Madrid Marriot." (maxcel200@aol.com)

Cops: "This is so embarrassing, I hate the new Rico Act!" Al: "Fur-lined cuffs are in the back, Officers" (monetmonet@artlover.com)

Officer: "Excuse me, but do you know you're in violation of penal code 413-4?" Cashier: "No, but if you give me a week, I can get it in for you." (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

A. "Would you be interested in purchasing a pair of tickets to the policeman's ball?" B. "Why? I've got six copies in the back room." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

"We're lookin' for the Chief." "Booth 12- knock first." (monetmonet@artlover.com)

Policeman: "I thought the Internet put all you guys out of business?" Friendly Shopkeep: "We serve the Technologically Challenged." (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

"Excuse me...do you have 'Police Academy 69'?" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Policeman: "We lost our cuffs again." Clerk: "Put it on your account again?" (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

Cop: "I don't see what I'm lookin' for.." Al: "Coffee and donuts are in the back." (TheWhineCritic@aol.com)

Police: "We're here to confiscate your Paris Hilton sex videos." Porn shop owner: "How did you know I was in a sex video with Paris Hilton?" (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Cop's balloon: "Isn't it degrading to work here?" Proprietor: "Not for me, I used to be a senator." (DaJakAiss@aol.com)

Cop caption: "Who woulda guessed it, but our mothers' were right, I did go blind." Sales clerk caption: "So would you like the Braille nudie magazine?" (Rabdreadr@aol.com)

"This is a bust!" "That's not a bust!" He then takes out a still from "Debbie Does Dallas." "THAT'S a bust!" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)