(16 Apr 03)

The winner: gregparsons68@yahoo.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 26%
gregparsons68: 74%

The Runners-Up:

"Of course my client is insane! He hired me, didn't he?" (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

"I've got your penile code right here." (rodentsRred@hotmail.com)

"Hasn't anyone seen an Italian tie before?" (avit.web@verizon.net)

"Just what did the defense attorney mean by 'nice legal briefs'?" (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"Hmm...I was wondering why nobody was saying 'Nice Pants'..." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"That remark about 'small claims court' really hurt." (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"God, I hate casual Fridays!" (Kayvotr@aol.com)

"I hope this will convince the jury that my heart's in the right place." (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

"Oh, now I know why my wife was running behind the car this morning...for an entire block." (paris164@aol.com)

"The last client sued the pants off me!" (tomcnagy@hotmail.com)

"Please be a dream!!! Please be a dream!!!!!" (oldnvyaf@aol.com)

"I hope I didn't forget anything this morning! Did i turn the iron off?" (sparkels_3babe@yahoo.com)

"Just imagine them in their underwear...DOH! Not me--Them!" (selvs214@hotmail.com)

"Why does this feel like a hung jury???" (marcwwolf@aol.com)

"Uh-oh, I'm afraid Simon's going to say the song was OK, but he hates my outfit!" (skibip@aol.com)

"These are the kind of shorts my client was forced to wear by his wife, and he did not kill his mistress she died from an overdose of laughter." (NIRTAMXXX@AOL.COM)

"Uh-oh, Juror #2 is looking at me funny..." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)