(16 Nov 03)

The winner: junkmailmagnet42@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 67%
junkmailmagnet42: 33%

The Runners-Up:

"I told you that sex six nights a week would kill you, but you always said, "Let me be the judge of that". (NITRTAMXXX@AOL.COM)

He rests his case in peace. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"I guess my .38 overruled your objection to ending your affair." (Jdcoops3@aol.com)

The 9th district appellate court has gone to far with this interpretation of three strikes and you're out. (Dspur57098@aol.com)

"Talk about being buried in red tape." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"I never thought when you said 'you can date a lawyer over my dead body' you were being serious." (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

"When I said 'Heaven help us,' I didn't mean for you to go up and ask in person." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"That's why I had to find a boyfriend..." (bulletbakery@aol.com)

"Oh, Bill, if only the court would rise." (kayladykay@aol.com)

"You are overruled baby!" (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)