(17 Jan 04)

The winner: fbmarz@earthlink.net...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 56%
fbmarz: 44%

The Runners-Up:

(A) (Normal clothes guy): "I call bottom bunk!" Caption: Ron mistakes the Ohio State Penitentiary for Space Camp. (jamesmon2000@hotmail.com)

"I can't believe I constructed a perfect likeness of myself out of belly-button lint." (moonbunch01@aol.com)

"Don't you think the prison uniform was a giveaway when they where looking for you?" (phil@aol.com)

"Sure..I'll take the upper, I just hope my incontinence doesn't get you pissed!" (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

"Beavis and Butthead do each other in Prison." (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

"Hey! I'll bet from the outside of the cell you look plaid!" (tainsam@aol.com)

"I know my lawyer is sure he'll get me out because he asked for his entire fee upfront." (chharget@aol.com)

"Oh, those tally marks? That's how many cellmates I've had before you. They all died. Strangled themselves in their sleep, yup." (bblack17@hotmail.com)

Jailbird (A): "You've got to be kidding me!" Man (B): "I'm just making the best of my hard time!" (speedybure_10@yahoo.com)

"You paid 'Hairpiece Hal' two cartons of cigarettes for THAT?!" (BPaul317@aol.com)

"Actually, I was hoping to get Martha Stewart as a roommate." (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

"Uhh-I was getting change out of my pocket & --uhh-- my hand got stuck." (jdcoops3@aol.com)

"I'm outta here and thanks for tellin' me where you hid the money!" (Pootybrew@earthlink.net) "I still think the best plan is to go through the window WITHOUT bars..." (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

"Don't mind me, I'm just whittlin' my wood." (BPaul317@aol.com)

"Yes, I am a jailhouse lawyer, and you just THOUGHT your last lawyer screwed you." (Dspur57098@aol.com)

"You're gonna sleep down here with me...just like the last seven wives...er...guys." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)