(17 Jul 03)

The winner: mdenison64@yahoo.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's Original


mdenison64

Voting Results:
Stu: 25%
mdenison64: 75%

The Runners-Up:

"Man, I knew I should of paid attention when my six-year old was teaching me how to use this." (xslickdaddiex@aol.com)

For only 25 cents a day, you can help a NY Times reporter cure his writer's block. Donate now! (BikeMike101@aol.com)

"How does the Internet know that I could use a few inches?" (marcwwolf@aol.com)

"Where are all the lower case letters?" (murdoctor@aol.com)

Although he thought something VERY FUNNY, Jimmy couldn't figure out how to change his thought font from "white" to "black." (lhill@maguiregroup.com)

"Okay, nothing under a search for 'un-perm .... now what?" (BPaul317@aol.com)

"I've got to get over this irrational fear of rodents or I'll never learn to navigate on this thing." (StanYan1@aol.com)

"Okay, so I exaggerated a bit on my resume, I'm sure I can fake my way." (BPaul317@aol.com)

"Let's see, my password is a simple, everyday term ...antenuptial, no ... primogeniture, nope ... multifarious, naw ....tortfeasor, wrong ............." (TZMAC@aol.com)

"Times have sure changed when writing a letter involves using all your fingers." (elonalee@aol.com)

"I wish I didn't tell my boss I was a computer expert...." (jbdc69@aol.com)

"I knew I shouldn't have purchased Carrot Top's hair on eBay!" (loloen@hotmail.com)

"Where the heck is the 'any' key?" (murdoctor@aol.com; MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com; nearly everyone else)