(17 Jun 03)

The winner: moonbunch01@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 60%
moonbunch01: 40%

The Runners-Up:

"Still here. I told you they can't take a hint. Go let the prairie dogs and the Gambian giant rat out of their cages." (TZMAC@aol.com)

"No, I don't think a game of 'Strip Charades' will liven this party up!" (MrglsJon@aol.com)

"Look for arguing couples... they'll be interested in life insurance policies." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"Honey, remember the last party? What is the plural of faux pas?" (Chough3499@aol.com)

"Harold, I thought I told you not to invite the 'Tinyheads'. They're creeping out the other guests!" (Chick65@aol.com)

"Ooooh, it's a totally unique dress" Enrique said, that schmuck! (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

"You never said that your new picture exhibit were pictures of our wedding night!" (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

".. and please don't use that stupid 'Hello, Dali!' joke again!" (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"Aren't you a little old to be watching Spongebob?" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"This time don't tell people why you're rich, just that you're rich. I'm sure they don't want to hear how many people you've sued." (Bob9514@aol.com)

"Mom! Dad! Why are YOU two here at the auditions for Ron Jeremy's new 'film'?" (yruwaitn@aol.com)

"See, I told you if we brought little Johnnie's artwork from school it would sell!" (steve_medel@oxy.com)

"...but of ALL things to submit to the gallery, you sent them the photocopies of my butt?!?" (caldorshopper@aol.com)

"If I catch you asking so much as ONE person to pull your finger tonight......" (Pastlivesr6@aol.com)

"Oh, its her again?! She stole my seat! When we were in kindergarten, she stole my swing! When we were in Elementary school, she stole my candy! When we were in junior high she stole me test answers! In high school she stole me boyfriend and now she steals my seat?! Wait til I get my hands on that--" (QuarterHorse06@aol.com)