(17 Oct 03)

The winner: MedCheryl@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 72%
MedCheryl: 28%

The Runners-Up:

"Can you have a 'raise'? What is this Johnson, a strip club?" (Mistahtom@aol.com)

"Good news and bad news, Teitlebaum. The bad news is that because we lost the Overholt account, we have to lay you off. The good news is, I'm banging my new secretary!" (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

"We CAN offer you an entry-level position in our suppositories quality control division..." (amazingpfil@yahoo.com)

"Is my wife loud during sex? Hell yeah! I can hear her from the neighbor's house." (kidproton@hotmail.com)

"I have seniority - I get the chair." (BPaul317@aol.com)

"Stan, good to see you! I've got good news and bad news to share with you today. The good news is that the company has found a way to save the equivalent of an employee's entire annual salary..." (razcactus@netzero.com)

"...and by eliminating the monitor and drive system, I've reduced the cost a PC to around that of an ordinary typewriter." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

"Hello there Bob. I'm Marvin Dunkleweed, yes, you remember me don't you? You picked on me every single day of High School, well, now I'm your boss." (kamasushi@aol.com)

"...On the other hand, now that you know you have only two months to live, you can finally quit that crummy job you have." (jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

"So tell me, Harold...what motivated you to seek employment at LOW TECH INDUSTRIES?" (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

"Bob stood in horror as he realized that Stewart out did him again this year for best Halloween costume by wearing the same Groucho Marx eyeglasses, but with the addition of a mustache" (randy.renner@juno.com)