(18 May 05)

The winner: jnmcda0@yahoo.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 31%
jnmcda0: 69%

The Runners-Up:

"Let me guess. Bob drank himself under the table again." (moonbuch01@aol.com; jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

"Ok, which one of you morons wants to make another joke about me having PMS?" (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

"It would appear that the table's been turned on him". (Grandpagabe@aol.com)

Woman: "Yes, I CAN hear you from inside, and no, I'm NOT overly sensitive!!!" (stan@squidworks.com)

"Okay, NOW will somebody please get me a drink." (moxham4@hotmail.com)

Guy at top right: "We voted to table his motion." (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

"Anyone else think I look like a broad?" (ahines3103@aol.com)

Guy on the ground: "Guys, I'd like you to meet Jen, my AA sponsor." (zenphoenix@yahoo.com)

Woman: "Sorry to do that boys! But I told you a hundred times, there will be no drinking in my anger management class!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Woman: "C'mon. Who wants to arm wrestle me next?" Caption: Stan loses 50 bucks and some pride. (robtone247@yahoo.com)

Sue vows to never play spin the bottle with a group of gay men again. (e-marlon@sio.midco.com)

Woman: "Don't tell me; 'Extreme Old Maid' again." (wedrixe@netscape.net)

"Oh...you said 'Ante up'! I thought you said 'Panties up!' My bad." (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

Girl: "Idiot! I told you, you do NOT bring a twelve pack to an intervention." (mikepena@verizon.net)

"For the last time gentlemen...I am supposed to perform the table dance!!!" (avit.web@verizon.net)