(18 Sep 03)

The winner: kidproton@hotmail.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's Original


kidproton

Voting Results:
Stu: 38%
kidproton: 62%

The Runners-Up:

"Oh gosh, Bob, when you said you were a slave to your company I thought you were speaking in hyperbole..." (thayes36@cfl.rr.com)

"Thanks for hanging around with me while I work." (edberger@aol.com)

"I can see you're tied up... I'll come back later." (nafotot@aol.com)

"HA! You weren't kidding when you said the boss had your a** against the wall!" (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

"Hey, you asked for a 'higher position', didn't you?" (murdoctor@aol.com)

"It's so you'll learn the 'chain of command' here." (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"I REALLY get a kick out of treating the witness as hostile!!" (arch_deceiver@hotmail.com)

"WOW!!! They really nailed you to the wall over the Peterson account!!!!" (Hartspill@aol.com)

"And after I drink my coffee I'm going to cut off your skin to make myself a human suit. Ah-ha-ha, that will teach you to borrow my lawnmower and not return it, neighbor Bob!" (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

"AHHHH!!! The first Lawyer of SPRING!!" (gregparsons1968@aol.com)

"We warned you not to drink all the coffee!!" (dianemendenhall@yahoo.com)

"You liked it like this with my wife!!" (jdcoops3@aol.com)

"Did I interrupt something?" (funandgames@jeremiah2911.org)

"Wow, Jim, that must have been some party last night!!!" (oldnvyaf@aol.com)

"Hey, sorry Buddy, I need a new dart board." (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

"But that's why it works...it's not a diet...it's a weight management lifestyle..." (Twodubbyaz@aol.com)

"No Mr. Bond, Esq., I expect you to DIE!" (kamasushi@aol.com)