(19 Sep 05)

The winner: phil82@blueyonder.co.uk...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's



phil82

Voting Resutls:
Stu: 19%
phil82: 81%

The Runners-Up:

Oh the subtleness of the life-time bad breath award. (humorbear@aol.com)

Thinking bubbles over the grooms head: Is it just me, or is an Amish bachelor party boring to everybody? (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Above is the cake for Donald Trump's next wedding when he finally admits that's he's in love with himself. (manpretty@gmail.com)

As Jasper walked out onto the balcony, he was seized by the sinking feeling that he had stepped into a trap... (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Guess she doesn't want me on top. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

WARNING TO ALL ELIGIBLE BACHELORS: This IS one of those times when you feel like a nut! (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

"All I did was make her sign a pre-nup." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"Wow dude, she REALLY stood this guy up!" (monacof@bellsouth.net)

"Give me your tired, your poor, your masses yearning to be FREE...!" (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

Caption: Now featured in all bakeries: The runaway bride birthday cake ornament! (maxcel200@aol.com)

...and after turning Marsha down for the last time, Stan remains there to this day...in the twilight zone. (tpanner@inorbit.com)

Women! They are always late! (moonbunch01!@aol.com)

We said we wanted a "GIRL" to pop out of the cake... not Earl, you freakin' retard! (holtbolt@comcast.net)

Caption: Fred plays a cruel trick on his buddies as he lowers himself into the cake for the bachelor party. (stan@squidworks.com)

The secret ingredient is revealed in Iron Chef 'Donner Party' (randy@randypeterman.com)

The Hopeless Computer Nerd's Wedding Cake (jisargent66@yahoo.com)

Dessert from the Wrap Party for "The 40-Year-Old Virgin." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

FINALLY!! A wedding cake for those devotees of Onanism!! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)