(1 Apr 03)

The winner: Live12965@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 21%
Live12965: 79%

The Runners-Up:

Good! Two grown men fighting and a woman in tears. My work here is done. (PoolSardine@aol.com)

"OBJECTION!! My client's true age and weight are irrelevant." (BikeMike101@aol.com)

"That is not Winona's receipt for the clothes, its a car wash code!" (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

"I object to your giving my client a substandard tissue!" (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Left: "I can shake this paper real loud". Right: "I can shake my fist real loud." Judge: "I'm shaking my wrist under this robe". (guitartexn@aol.com)

Judge, "Can't we all just get along?" (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

"She said pick up bread! Not cheese!" (Gonnabmeeee@aol.com)

A: "I have proof mine is bigger!" B: "You want the truth, you can't handle the truth!!" C: *SOBING* "Men...it's not size that matters..." (bnjmoomoo@aol.com)

Judge: "They don't know I'm not wearing any pants." (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

"SOBjection your Honor!" (BikeMike101@aol.com)

Nothing made Judge Hardass smile more than two rabid weasels badgering a witness. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Why is this woman crying? Could it be that the dueling attorneys are fighting over the TV-movie rights instead of her case? (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

CAPTION: The first "Survivor" lawsuit. Right: "Your client specifically said that she wouldn't vote my client off the island!!!!" Left: "Yes, but only if she gave her this last sheet of toilet paper..." Judge: Mmmm..is that the chick who went topless for some pizza? (fcapps@aol.com)