(1 Jan 03)

The winner: Baitsmotel6@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 50%
Baitsmotel6: 50%

The Runners-Up:

"Alright now look! 'Tom and Jerry' is the name of the show...not 'Tom Eats Jerry'...now we're short ANOTHER mouse." (drewster87@aol.com)

"You see Charles, only three of the mice are blind, the fourth witnessed the whole thing!" (avit.web@verizon.net)

"You and the mice can go your separate ways but you can't leave them with nothing but a hole in the wall to live in." (Brian84189@aol.com)

"That turning you into a tennis racquet remark was said in anger after you ate a relative, so if anyone should apologize it is you!" (strollo5@aol.com)

"You dumb cat, there were three blind mice, the other guy was the lookout." (NITRAMXX@AOL.COM)

"Look I'm tired of these cat and mouse games...now where is your attorney!" (Brian84189@aol.com)

"They'd like to pay for the mousehole in monthly installments of bleu cheese, but they may be willing to go as high as brie." (Teedles64389@aol.com)

"The class action law suit is 4,873,290,045 mice to one cat, you sir. Even if they win small, you lose big." (kaylor@mail.com)

This is a class action rodent profiling suit. (ccnjbob@aol.com)

"I'm sorry Mr. Katz, but henceforth the firm of 'Katz Maus Maus Maus and Maus' will be known as 'Maus & Associates'." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

"Mr. Cat, as your psychiatrist I must advise that you spend some time near mice. That way, you'll realize that they're more afraid of you than you are of them." (kraziehottie05@aol.com)

"Your adoption application creates a problem with these mice, Mr. Katt. I'm afraid we can't accept your reasoning that your grill makes an 'excellent sleeping quarters'." (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

"Unfortunately for your claim, Mr. Cat, it IS perfectly legal that the mice WILL play while you're away." (pec@gis.net)

"My name is Mr. Vermin from homicide and I'd like to ask you a few questions." (Tigerthom1965@aol.com)