(1 Jun 05)

We are doing something a bit different this week...Stu thought it would be kinda fun if the co-winners battled it out against each other this time.

The co-winners: giraffic_art@yahoo.com and lanny888@yahoo.com...who will each receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Voting Results:
giraffic_art: 35%
lanny888: 65%

The Runners-Up:

"You call AA for that one guy, I'll call AAA for the other" (BRE727@aol.com)

"The crowd is still gathered around...we'll have to come back for our cars later." (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

"Damn...the donuts are probably gonna be cold by the time we finish our report." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

A: "I think the woman is at fault." Caption: Sensitivity training had taught Stan not to use the term "broad." (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

"Ya know, Sam, I think that one-way sign we re-positioned was right the first time." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"It looks like another case of Xtreme jump starting..." (imwednesdayaddams@gmail.com)

"Gee, Sarge. A Benz and a Bentley! What are the odds of THAT?" (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

"Uh, huh. Betcha wish you hadn't traded your gun for a Bear Claw now, huh, Steve?" (kintzer@hotmail.com)

A. "Quick! Call 911!" B. "Moron! We are 911!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Throw them a curve. Write 'em a ticket for polluting and ignore the rest of it." (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

"Guess I owe you five bucks, Lou. That detour sign was sheer genius. This time can I get the drivers while you tag the rest for jaywalking?" (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

Cop 1 to Cop 2: "What do you suppose all that, "I'm Gellin, are you Gellin too?" means, Roy?" (Chick65@aol.com)

"Ted Kennedy and Matthew Broderick. Why do you ask?" (skibip@aol.com)

"Well sarge, I think they where distracted by the crowd just standing in the road for no reason." (phil82@blueyonder.co.uk)

"What do you mean you were directing traffic without your seeing eye dog?" (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"Look...car accident, crowd gathered, we're in Los Angeles... Let's just start shooting." (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

"Sarge, if you think THIS is bad, you should see the CAT!" (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

A. "They predict that this year we're gonna have a bumper crop." (maxcel200@aol.com)

Officer on the Left: "Don't that look kinda like Marge Simpson's hair?" (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

"It's WHITE smoke. That means they've chosen a new 'American Idol.' Now let's check out the train wreck and see if they've got a new 'Apprentice.' " (AuntShecky711@aol.com)