(1 Oct 05)

The winner: fooclmao@yahoogroups.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Voting Results:
Stu: 65%
fooclmao: 35%

The Runners-Up:

"His wife has him trained better than she does us." (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

Dog: "Higher species, my ass! Who would wear a suit on a humid 90 degree day!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Hut oh!!...This is the guy from 'Myth Busters' and he's trying to find out if there really IS more than one way to skin a cat." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"So WHAT if I ate out of your litterbox today? He's had to kiss the boss's ASS all day long!" (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

"Tell him to look on the bright side of having poop on his shoe...at least now I wont chew it up." (remadj@sbcglobal.net)

'At the count of 3, stick out your left foot.. Trust me, this will be hilarious! By the way, have you been neutered yet? Just curious.. (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

"He's home. Quick! Start acting all aloof while I gear into Full-Slobber mode." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"Ok, you say 'Woof' and I'll say 'Meow', it'll blow his mind!" (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

"Psst...is that Bill's Gate?" (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"You want to tell him about his wife and the mailman or do I get to?" (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Dog: "You're never going to get them to step in it if you're always so predictably going in that sandbox of yours." (stan@squidworks.com)

Dog; "I won't rat about the canary if you don't rat about the paper." (bjjtoff@tds.net)

Dog: "Who let the man out? Woof, woof, woof, woof!" (kyzka2@yahoo.com.au)

"I don't know why he's going through the gate...there's no fence." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"SSSH, the whole idea is that they don't know we can talk." (phil82@blueyonder.co.uk)

"OK, you shred his pants and I'll bite his crotch. Feed us late, will he?" (wedrixe@netscape.net)