(20 Feb 03)

The winner: comics@sprynet.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 41%
comics: 59%

The Runners-Up:

"I had to fire the waitress - She was throwing the leftovers away. Do you want the special or not?" (ccnjbob@aol.com)

"We're out of milk, so sue me! I mean.. umm..uh.. I'll be right back, gotta run to the store and get some milk." (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

"Hi, I am the cook, Stan...I am filling in for our waiter, John. He is out with food poisoning. What can I get for you?" (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

"Thanks to the last lawsuit I now have to inform you what the other 98% is in the 2% Milk." (fparsons@yahoo.com)

"Sorry, Mac, no Goat cheese, Tofu, or Perrier. And we have a grill, so why the heck would we serve you raw fish?" (strollo5@aol.com)

"Actually, I prefer 'Soup National Socialist'." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Caption: Benny lost his appetite when his waiter placed his glass eye on the counter and started rambling about Vietnam. (Fiscus19@aol.com)

"Sorry, sir... lawyers have to forage along with the other rats." (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"Would you hurry up and give me your frickin' order? I've got to take a mean crap!" (RasGold@aol.com)

"Yeah! Yeah!..Mr. Big Shot Attorney..and I was a consultant with the O.J. Dream Team..so what'cha wanna' eat, Mac?" (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

(left to right) "O.K., I need a 6 letter word for person that serves food." (right to left) Thinking to himself... "I wonder if he's tried 'dimwit." (Live12965@aol.com)

"Sorry for the wait sir! All our help has been deported by the I.N.S. They should be back by lunch." (TFW38@aol.com)

"If I was smart enough to know whether our food has e-coli, do you think I'd be working behind this counter?" (skibip@aol.com)

"If you can tell me which one is the circle, the square and the box... you win lunch." (scottrousseau@aol.com)

"We're out of Number 8 -- can we give you two Number 4s instead?" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)