(20 Mar 04)

The winner: william.fishburne@verizon.net...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 60%
william.fishburne: 40%

The Runners-Up:

And I bet you can send me there, know what I'm sayin' babe? (bblack17@hotmail.com)

At first I just wanted to be a paralegal but my Mother told me to aim higher. (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

That way I can bill astronomical prices. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

Well up there you can really see the gravity of any situation. (zenphoenix@yahoo.com)

No, you misread. That says, 'with a parking space.' (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

My years of being a space cadet should come in handy. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Oh, yes, my legal skills are out of this world! (KatSut78@aol.com)

Houston, Tranquility Base here, the paralegal has landed. (TZMAC@aol.com)

Yes, I think very much outside the box, more like outside this Universe. (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

Casey Kasem keeps telling me to reach for the stars... (witsend@sevinex.com)

That's just 'resume talk' for "I want a great big office." (kayladykay@aol.com)

Yes, and as soon as I pass a drug test I'll be able to accomplish my goal. (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

My short term is to be the first paralegal in your briefs. (witsend@sevinex.com)