(21 Aug 03)

The winner: razcactus@netzero.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 45%
razcactus: 55%

The Runners-Up:

"Well, that was a hearty meal, but I STILL can't get that 'Horse With No Name' song out of my head." (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

"That's it? THAT'S your Mexican flag imitation?" (mrdelbo@earthlink.net)

"No vulture did that... must have been the I.R.S." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"I'm glad you showed up...I have a bone to pick with you." (ben@vick-ben.com)

"Sure that was mighty tasty, but I'm going to miss Mom!" (BikeMike101@aol.com)

"You know, Chet, I've never noticed just how plump and juicy you look before." (QuarterHorse06@aol.com)

"Jeez, it's SO hot, you can fry an egg in the air." (ferrisk@benning.army.mil)

"...Look, it's not that I WANT to see you choke to death; it's just that... vultures can't do the Heimlich Maneuver!" (donnyvike@astound.net)

As his brother slowly roasted, Chuck sadly remembered that he'd left the barbecue sauce back at the nest. (cdmauger@aol.com)

"Leftovers AGAIN?!" (borkat@aol.com)

Bird 1 : "I cant believe you started eating Kate Moss without me!" Bird 2 : "What are you talking about! I didn't even start yet!" (belushimcc@yahoo.com)

"Gary, please put your wings down. Even scavengers have a stink threshold." (Omegamagezero@aol.com)

"I usually don't eat humans, but he was a creepy guy...kept saying, 'Crikey! What a beautiful girl'." (BikeMike101@aol.com)

"So tell me, Gene, why can't a couple of hot flyboys like us ever get a date?"..... "It's simple Roy, we're always after deadbeats." (breadmaker1123@yahoo.com)

"We'd have a much better reputation if our name wasn't part of a lawyer's job description." (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

"And please don't say it tastes like chicken." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)