(22 Apr 04)

The winner: RasGold@cox.net...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 41%
RasGold: 59%

The Runners-Up:

"I don't care HOW many episodes of 'Matlock' you've watched, it's going to take more than an hour!" (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

"No, lady... For the last time you can't request to be on a 'hung' jury!" (theatre1964@aol.com; deweyever@attbi.com)

"I'm afraid "cuts into your street-walking time" isn't going to fly as an excuse for jury duty dismissal." (rose_justice@msn.com)

"No miss, you can't use PMS as an excuse to get out of jury duty." (marymarg27608@yahoo.com; WickedSpriteTink@aol.com)

"I'm sure it is a boring trial, but no I won't "be a sweetie" and take your place." (chharget@aol.com)

"I know you want a few day off from work but you can't volunteer for jury duty." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"Can I sequester you in my apartment until your next convening date?." (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

"No, you can't just cast your vote for guilty and leave early." (chharget@aol.com)

"For the last time, this is not the box office and 'Jury Duty' is not a movie." (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

"I'm sorry, but 'losing faith in the jury system because of the OJ verdict' is not an excuse to get off jury duty." (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

"Mrs. Brown, your husband has been sequestered for 6 weeks for the trial. I'm sorry, but pleading hardship because he has the VISA card won't work." (Ripster40@yahoo.com)

"You can't be a juror at your husband's adultery trial!" (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

"No ma'am, there is nothing you can do to change my mind, I'm a civil servant, I don't have one." (kamasushi@aol.com)