(22 Aug 05)

The winner: GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Voting Results:

Stu: 29%

GrigsbyOK: 71%

The Runners-Up:

A. "Just rob the pharmacy?" B. "No! They couldn't read my stick-up note..it was too legible!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Fashion police!! I'm gonna have to take you in for wearing suspenders with a Stetson....!" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

"I swear I won't shoot you as long as you quietly walk in the drug store , buy me my wife's 'TAMPONS' she wanted me to pick up and I'll let you go!" (fireflysmail@aol.com)

Not realizing the significance of white headwear and its relation to black headwear, Brian stood his ground. (handarazuur@hotmail.com)

"See this mark on my hand stranger? Two months ago a man came to town and shot me in it. Hurt like the devil. Now I'm hunting down the man who shot my paw." (manpretty@gmail.com)

"Hell no, I don't want your money. I want your Medicaid card!" (bjjtoff@tds.net)

"Well, they come in a box about THIS big, in a pack of 12 and I REALLY need it for my date this weekend but the pharmacist knows me cause I'm dating his daughter." (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

"Damn! They didn't buy my prescription: 30 fifty dollar bills with Codeine...apply as needed!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"..it WAS a pistol in my pocket, and no, I'm not glad to see you!" (bjjtoff@tds.net)

"Not your money, your prescription! They won't let me steal the drugs without one." (stan@squidworks.com)

"That cheap deodorant ya'll sell takes forever to dry. Now stick 'em up!" (thedraugr@yahoo.com)