(22 Mar 03)

The winner: Baitsmotel6@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 17%
Baitsmotel6: 83%

The Runners-Up:

While planning for the International Mathematics Seminar, Dr. Edwards decided to open with a joke. (bj.mills@excite.com)

That reminds me, I need to pick up some toilet paper on the way home. (edberger@aol.com)

I give up. This is impossible. Let's just go to H&R Block. (grumpchong@aol.com)

I'm telling you, Stan, there's no formula to help you pick up chicks. (Omegamagezero@aol.com)

Damn Bill...when your wife makes a Honey Do list she's not screwing around.... (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

Okay, okay, I guess it does only take three licks to get to the center. (Omegamagezero@aol.com)

It's the formula they use for picking winners over at HMO. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

I'm telling you there's just no figuring out women. (scottf2323@hotmail.com)

You've done it Maxwell, algebraic proof of the old "Damned if you do, damned if you don't" postulate". (DaJakAiss@aol.com)

Finally figured out how many days two-tenths of a year is? (Cantw82paint@aol.com)

Still trying to figure out what keeps a strapless bra up, eh? (skibip@aol.com)

Caption: BAD WILL HUNTING - The Sequel Guy on Right: How the F$#*K should I know? (fcapps@aol.com)

I call it "Mathematical Art"....makes it look like I really know what I'm talking about! (jokerzgirl77@aol.com)

When your wife called and asked for "baby formula", that's not what she had in mind! (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Sooooo. That's Prince's new name. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Gee, professor, that sure do look like a horsey! Guh hih hih hih! (Gonnabmeeee@aol.com)