(22 Mar 05)

The winner: old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:

Stu's Original


Voting Results:
Stu: 58%
old.curmudgeon: 42%

The Runners-Up:

"I told you not ask and I asked you not to tell." (moonbunch01@aol.com)

"Twelfth Night? No, why do you ask?" (scalpel@aol.com)

Blissfully unawares, the two men sent mixed semaphore signals to the submarine lurking off the coast. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Guy with cap: "This is the last time I fall for your 'Somebody's knocking on the hatch' routine...!" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

"By the way, when I said it was time to go down, I meant the sub." (amfpsych@aol.com)

"If anybody asks, this was a college party thing." (scalpel@aol.com)

How are we supposed to expound on a German cartoon WITHOUT English sub titles? (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

After ze divorce Mama took Uber to US of A, unt Papa took Liepzig back to ze fazerlant. Unt now 20 years later zey meet by chance in "Ze Parent Trap 1943." (DaJakAiss@optonline.net)

"Dang it Fred, it's you put your right hand in, you take your right hand out." (elonalee@aol.com)

"Now that our clothes are dry, let's swim back to the ship." (moonbunch01@aol.com)

Guy without pants: "And just in case it's a German sub, you go like this." (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Left: "Did you ever feel like you were in one of those 'how many things are wrong in this picture' pictures?" (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

"Of course our ship sank, it is a submarine you idiot... now put your clothes back on." (rampage1984@msn.com)

Dude on right: "Well, Captain Nemo, our "Full Monty" finally caused the mutiny." (humorbear@aol.com)

Guy with cap: "That is the LAST time we nap in the torpedo bays!" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

"I wish they drew us without noses instead of mouthes, because something sure stinks around here." (elonalee@aol.com)

"When I volunteered to "go out and get a sub," I thought the Commandant meant us to zip down to Quiznos for a ham and cheese, no onions." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"Somehow I thought a dishonorable discharge would be different." (moonbunch01@aol.com)

Captain Morgan and Adolph Hitler enjoy a day at the beach. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

"I swear Bob, armpits smell way worse then sweaty feet." (elonalee@aol.com)

Things go smooth after the wreck thanks to Capt Maxwell Smart. (jsalava@charter.net)