(23 Dec 05)

The winner: strontium901@juno.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's


strontium901

Voting Results:
Stu: 34%
strontium901: 66%

The Runners-Up:

"We used to call it walking the plank. Now we call it water-oriented rehabilitation." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"There's only one cure for seasickness." (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

"This is always good for a laugh...we're in 4 feet of water." (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

Pirate: "Their crimes? Looting, raping and pilaging." Man without shirt: "And from the looks of their clothes...rummaging!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Call me old fashioned, but I like to keep to certain traditions around the holidays." (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

"It's O.K., there's two one-armed guys in a boat that will save them." (ahines3103@aol.com)

"Given the option of shaving your back...again, or the plank, they chose the plank." (parlansharvest@yahoo.com)

"That's the last time they put a balsamic vinaigrette on MY arugula salad!" (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

"Sure, the sharks just spit them out but it's fun to make lawyers walk the plank!" (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"These dumb-asses paid thousands of dollars for a 'realistic pirate cruise experience' and now they are surprised!" (shep@compascable.net)

Next time on Pirate Punk'd... (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

Pirate: "Aye Mr. Silver, are you sure you want me to kill them for stealing your Long Johns?" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"...and then I told them to 'hoist up the jolly roger' and the buffoons go and pull their pants down." (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

Captain: "They just weren't very good at shiverin' me timbers." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Less weight, more miles to the galleon. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Caption: "Aye, the new same sex marriage law at home in England does not apply in international waters!" (burnettwesley@yahoo.com)

"I learned how to swim with my arms tied. That's why they made me captain, I outlive the best of 'em." (satanville@krock.com)